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Although The Infectious Disease Center feels that there is little to no risk of real infection from the Mad Cow disease, they are really concerned about................
....................the side effects.
You know.................like:
1.) Foaming at the mouth.
2.) Buying ornate, diamond gangsta rings for each finger.
3.) Using excessive facial hair dye.
4.) Having random tatoos placed in awkward places.
5.) Chronic traits of clinical depression masked by ego driven outbursts.
6.) Writing a fictional novel and discovering it is ALL about yourself.
7.) Misfiring loaded weapons which you do not really own.
8.) Attending concerts of burned out senior citizens.
9.) Claiming parenthood of unknown children.
10.) Uncontrollable sniffing and nose rubbing.
11.) Writing checks you do not intend to really send.
12.) Severe halitosis.
13.) Wearing the color black 24/7.
14.) Wearing logo jewelry that no one recognizes.
15.) Incessant jabbering.
............................and on and on.
If anyone exhibits even ONE of these peculiar side effects, PLEASE seek immediate medical help! :shock:
Please do not panic! This may just be an isolated case! Only time will tell.:cool:
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