Desert Dog wrote:
Larry...I Love How You Got that Russian Diver Dancing,Buddy Cheeps ... I gottah disagree with you on this GORGEOUS Timepiece! Now, I hafta admit, it would take a REAL man with B@##z "as BIG as Churchbells" to wear this puppy, but, man, what an impression it would make, huh?
I mean ... c'mo-o-o-o-o-o-on, my Uncle Salvatoré as well as my Cousins Guido 'n Vinnie would love this watch! H'itsa "In-Your-Face" & "HEY! Are-You-Lookin'-At-Me" Kinda Watch that I'd wear "In A New York Minute!" Heck, I REALLY DO LOVE IT!
In fact, IF I WERE to be so lucky as to actually own one, I DOUBT that I Could EVER "take it outside" 'cause I'd just want to sit by the window all day and silently observe (with stunned reverence!) how the sunlight plays with those black diamonds! (Bah-Dah-BING! Bad-Dah-BOOM! BIG Sigh!)

Now, I know ... I know ... At this stage, you're thinkin' that I'm either putting you on or that I've gone completely around the bend! (There's NO 3rd Option here, pal!) Well, as you've surmised, I HAVE gone completely around the bend, BUT STILL! ... I DO Love THIS Watch! ...
... An' it takes a REAL "Maahnly Maahn!" to say THAT, Buddy!
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