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> >> > LIFE IN HELL?
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> >One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in
> >despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.
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> >The demon asked, "Why so glum?"
> >The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
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> >"Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun
> >down here. You a drinking man?"
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> >"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."
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> >"Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is
> >drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We
> >drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!"
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> >The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."
> >
> >"You a smoker?" the demon asked.
> >"You better believe it!"
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> > "You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over
> >the world and smoke our lungs out! If you get cancer, no biggie. You're
> >already dead, remember?"
> >
> > "Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"
> > The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."
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> > "Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."
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> >"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette,
> >poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. You
> >into drugs?"
> >
> >The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean . . ."
> >"That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big
> >bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can
> >do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"
> >
> >"Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I
> >never realized Hell was such a cool place!"
> >
> > The demon said, "You gay?"
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> > "No."
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> > "Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!"
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