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It was entertainment night at the Senior Center .
Claude the hypnotist exclaimed, " I'm here to put you into a trance. I
intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful,
antique pocket watch from his coat.
" I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very
special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began
to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch
the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch.... "
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off of its polished surface.
Hundreds of eyes followed the swaying watch until, suddenly, it slipped
from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into
pieces.
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"SHIT!" exclaimed the hypnotist.
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It took three days to clean up the Senior Center !!
Claude was never invited back.