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Okay, I agree, this is one of the stupidest things I've ever read...and yet, I could not help but to laugh my ass off!!!! Two Swedes from Wisconsin, Sven & Ole, walk into a pet shop near Rice lake. They head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole,"Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven. The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag.. Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop, get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of some big cliffs near Brainerd Lake At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and says: "By yumpin' yiminy, dis budgie yumping is too dangerous for me." VAIT!!! Dere's MORE! Moments later Knute arrives up at the cliffs. He's been to the pet shop, too, and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hey, Ole. Vatch dis." Knute says. He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff. Ole watches as half way down, Knute takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Knute continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either." BUT VAIT!!! Dere's MORE…you betcha!! Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag, out of which hepulls a chicken. Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it over his head, hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine. Once more Ole shakes his head. "First der was Sven with his budgieyumping, den Knute parrotshooting ..and now Lars, hengliding....." |
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Paladin 3T WIS 
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AND VAIT!!! Dere's MORE! |
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scottran 3T WIS 
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Yes, very funny! I like the first part best!  |
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Skipdawg 3T WIS 
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OMG! goofy  |
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Paxman 3T WIS 
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What you fail to realize is Ken took the liberty of changing Minnesota to Wisconsin. Der's more Poles here dan Swedes.face4.gif BTW... I know those guys... |
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Simon_Leung 3T WIS 
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"First der was Sven with his budgieyumping, den Knute parrotshooting ..and now Lars, hengliding....."ROFLMAO. |
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stormin13 3T WIS 
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Thanks for the very humorous post.  goofy  |
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murphy j 3T WIS 
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omegaman41 3T WIS 
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Thanks for the laugh, I needed it today!!!!goofy |
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sleddog218 3T WIS
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Yeh sure, you betcha! I known Sven and Ole myself! Sven and Ole were out at the deer shack one fall weekend, when Sven got his buck early. He was still pretty close to the huntin' shack, so he just drug it back, hung 'er up, and gutted the deer. He didn't want to leave the entrails just sitting around camp, so he spotted the big hollow log with a convenient hole in the top that they'd used as a toilet occasionally in the past, and tossed 'em in. He finished up and decided that it was early enough in the day that he'd just run the back into town and be back before Ole knew he was gone. So several hours later, Ole wanders into camp after a fruitless day of sitting in the deer stand. He grabs a beer, starts heating up the fire for dinner, and heads into the woods to answer his own call of nature. He happens to spot the hollow log, drops trou, hops on, and flips open his Readers Digest. When he finishes up what feels like the grandfather of all #'s, he happens to glance into the log, sees the entrails and panics!! Sven pulls back into camp shortly after, and spots a very sickly looking Ole staggering back into camp. Sven immediately rushes to his pal's side and asks him what's the matter. Ole gasps "I just crapped my guts out!" Sven, worriedly exclaims "Oh my god, we have to get you to a doctor!" Ole replies, "Don't worry, I managed to get dem back in with a stick...." |
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Simon_Leung 3T WIS
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Nearly died laughing. Cheers, Simon |
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bigrustypig 3T WIS 
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Hahaha. All the jokes scored 10/10 |
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