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valvestem 3T WIS 
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The Texas Work Force Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help,and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees, and how much you pay them," demanded the agent. "Well," replied the rancher, "there's my farm hand, who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free ...room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week, plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally." "That's the guy I want to talk to.. to the half-wit," said the agent. The rancher replied, "That would be me." |
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scottran 3T WIS 
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Funny!! That sounds about like when I used to have employees. |
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Paladin 3T WIS 
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face4.gif Heyyy..... I resemble that remark! ;) |
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Newton 3T WIS 
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I too used to have employees in a previous hideous life. Now I have a firm no employee rule. Great Story !!!!!!!!!! |
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aloy 3T WIS 
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YUCK YUCK! Good one!!  |
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Paxman 3T WIS 
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Nice!! I agree with Newton. I used to manage people and systems. Now I just manage systems. Makes me far more productive, but they no longer call me the TERMINATOR!;) |
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sharkfin 3T WIS 
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;D |
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