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e.avery
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I had this on my office wall for a while, and sorry in advance to those it my offend.



Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone if you can press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.  Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, No one will answer.


 

Sorry again to any one that found this insensitive or politically incorrect.

 


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Doesn't bother me. My shrink has that one on her wall!

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It was originaly given to me by my daycare director.:D

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Number one is my favorite.:D I have a friend who seems okay until you notice he keeps looking back at things he just past.

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Thanks for the laugh.  Totally cracked me up.  :D

uh oh, I didn't think to say this at mine:  Sorry to any one that found this insensitive or politically incorrect.

Ergo, should I be pushing one of the numbers?  decisions, decisions.  :?

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1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1....

I need another watch! :D

Cheers,
Griff


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